User:Revenescence

Hi, I'm Revenescence. You can call me Revi (BTW that was not a suggestion...) I like manga and anime andstuff...

About moi- woo!
Name: Yamashita Setsume (Call me Setsume if you don't know how to read Japanese names!)

Age: Well, I am thinking of a number b-tween 1 and 1,000,000,000,000,000,000. Simple enough?

Gender: Chicken...I'm a girl duh!!!

Hair: Well, it's on my head

Eyes: Brownish Hazel with a mischeivious look in 'em, but if u get close enough to actually SEE that look, well then its curtains for you!

Home planet: Lalaland

Location: The computer...d-u-h!

Description: I have four legs, floppy ears, long fur, a long fluffy tail, cute,and...Wiat...that's my dog!

Rolemodel (Author): Wolfie the Wolf Goddess is muh per-son-al, BFF! She's awesome writer check her out!Carrot the LuvMachine. She is SO NICE! And she writes great fics. O + my cuz x.x.xAchillezWiplashx.x.x., I red her fics + she is awesome. WaKeR, she is my other cuz and isn't really active on her profile. She has nothing I tell you! But is really nice and sweet and likes me even though I hardly see her at all. BlackRoseTyLee is my other BFF, but I know her in real life!!

P.S. If you're reading this, Shannon, I'm trying to join your pack, but am still trying to work Freewebs...' heheh...yyyeeeaaahhh...GOD-STOP-STARING-AT-ME!!!

Likes
Fav animal: Wolf. Masters of the dark and the goodest carnivore around. (Heh, bad grammar,) I like all canines, but wolf the bestest(er)

Fav band: Groove Coverage, Taylor Swift, Faith Hill, Rascal Flatts,Cascada, Danielle Paris, Hellogoodby, Hot Hot Heat, Nickleback, Frou Frou, Drowning Pool, Papa Roach, Fort Minor, and the guy that does Numa Numa, Crossfade

Fav song: God is a Girl, Runaway (Both by Groove Coverage), Teardrops on my Guitar (Taylor Swift), Fireflies (Faith Hill), Bless the Broken Road (Rascal Flattes), Bad Boy (Cascada), I Can't Stand It (Danielle Paris), Here in Your Arms (Hellogoodbye), Goodnight (Hot Hot Heat), If Everyone Cared (Nickleback), Holding Out for a Hero (Frou Frou), Bodies (Drowning Pool), Last Resort (Papa Roach), Remember the Name (Fort Minor), Numa Numa, Cold (Crossfade)

Fav color: syrup...

Fav movie: InuYasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Bleach

Fav books (Warning: They're all comics): InuYasha, Last Hope, Rurouni Kenshin, Bleach, Chronicles of the Cursed Sword, Scrapped Princess, Tsukuyomi: Moon Phase, Stray Little Devil, Pieces of a Spiral, Her Majesty's Dog, Galaxy Angels, Aria, Orphen+Anima

Fav Authors: Wolfie the Wolf Goddess, ShadowFlareon, Onna-san, XxSpellsongxX, Carrot the Luv Machine, WaKeR, Wolf-Blades-Wings, BlackRoseTyLee and a lot of others that I can't remember right now, but I luv ya just the same!

Best Friends: ShadowFlareon, GamerGirlGG, Wolfie the Wolf Goddess, and WaKeR (Cousin), KK, Maddy, Lindsay A., Lindsay R., Abby, Cassidy, Susan, Cathy, Lauren, MK

Sports: Soccer, Tennis, Cross Country, Track, sigh Gym...

Pairings: InuYasha: KagomeInuYasha, SangoMiroku, SesshomaruRin (Yep...)

Dislikes
Home: constant lectures

School: What's school?

TV: Baby Shows (I hate you, you hate me!)

Food: Mushrooms, tomatoes, sushi, olives, asparugus,

Links
You can find me at:

http://kumundon.proboards46.com/

www.my-wolf-pack.blogspot.com/

http://asadi.proboards78.com/

www.quizilla.com/ (I'm KaidaKatana)

www.youtube.com/Hopeget/

What I Do
I'm am writing a book. I'm not going to tell you about it, cause people will steal my ideas. But it's a fantasy number, much like InuYasha and Twelve Kingdoms. With a twist or a thousand.

Jokes
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Are your parents siblings?

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

So, a thought crossed your mind? It must have been a long and lonely journey.

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.

If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.

You've got an IQ of 2. Pity it takes 3 to grunt.

Female Comebacks

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.

The more I think of you, the less I think of you.

You look like a million bucks! (All green and wrinkled.)

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma?

I never forget a face...but in your case I'll make an exception!

What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet.

Seen on T-Shirts:

So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me,

Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things are Just Better Rich

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame it on you!

My answer is right it is your question that is wrong.

☻You do sure have a lot of Well-wishers. They'd all like to throw you down one...

☻Somebody said to me that you ain't fit to sleep with the pigs. Well, I stuck up for the pigs.

☻I hear you're connected to the Police Department - by a pair of handcuffs...

☻I heard when you were a child your Mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

☻Why don't you just open your mind and shut your mouth, both are empty anyway.

☻I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!

☻Everybody has a photographic memory. You simply don't have the film.

☻You! Off my planet!

☻See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

☻Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?

☻I'd like to leave you with one thought...unfortunately I ain't sure you have anywhere to put it!

☻Yeah, yeah, keep talking, someday you might say something intelligent.

☻Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

☻When you were born, did they let your Mother out of her cell?

☻You're so bent you make roundabouts look straight!

☻This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

☻You've got more chins than a Chinese phone book!

☻I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.

☻So now we know why some mammals eat their children...

☻His mouth is a no-go area. It's like kissing the Berlin Wall

☻There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

☻He’s a fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein, but with the attention span of Daffy Duck.

☻If you can't convince them, confuse them.

☻Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

☻Avoid all needle drug, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

☻Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

☻I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born

☻He's proof that there's life after death.

☻He’s the only genius with an IQ of 60.

☻He's so ugly they ought to donate his face to the world wildlife fund.

☻She's so stupid she returns bowling balls because they've got holes in them.

☻For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

☻Shaw writes his plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.

☻He's several sausages short of a barbecue. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

☻He's so dense, light bends around him

☻If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

☻When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, its $3.95 per minute.

☻Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

☻Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

☻I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

☻The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

☻Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

☻This dog is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

☻Why were males created before females? Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

☻ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

☻I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

☻How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot of his head.

☻ It’s no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

☻ I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn.

☻Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

☻What is the thinnest book in the world? The Things Men Know About Women.

☻Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

☻If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

☻Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? That’s how dogs spend their lives.

☻I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

☻A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

☻God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

☻CNN News: Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

☻Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

☻I want to suck you… lick you. Wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, that’s how you eat an ice cream!

☻Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

☻I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

☻Aim for the stars, but first, aim for their bodyguards.

☻Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

☻The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

☻What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already!

☻I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.

☻What's the definition of suspicion? A nun doing push-ups in a cucumber field.

☻Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Because they fall through his hands.

☻Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

A: We don't know. Never happens.

☻Q: What's diff between Michael Jackson and grocery bag? A: Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in.

God made mountains, god made trees, god made me, god made you, oh well, we all make mistakes if I throw a stick will u go away?

Don’t make me mad today. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies there r lots of stupid people in this world. U made me realize it oh dear .it looks like u fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. hate me because your boyfriend thinks so hey-I am away right now so leave a message and go play in traffic mirrors cant talk and your lucky they cant laugh

I’ll be nicer when Ur smarter

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the heck happened to you?

What is that thing on your head? It looks like a hairball from a mountain lion!!

You have the intelligence of a bucket of rocks

You have less backbone than a chocolate éclair

You have as much class as a lawn flamingo

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits! I will not take advantage of the handicapped!

You know, I do understand you! I have a way with dumb animals

If ugly were a crime, you’d get a life sentence

Is that your nose, or did you inhale a cantaloupe

They say Will Rogers never met a person he didn’t like, he obviously never met you!

Bitter and Cynical Away Messages

The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less.

If I seem to give a thing, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.

He is YOUR God; they are YOUR rules, YOU burn in hell.

Nostalgia? Revenge is a form of Nostalgia right?

We have more to fear from the bungling of the incompetent than from the machinations of the wicked.

That's it, no more free will.

Every cloud has a silver lining (except for the mushroom shaped ones, which have a lining of Iridium & Strontium 90).

Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be cancelled.

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a narrow-minded, bigoted idiot.

I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.

Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Insanity is the answer. I don't remember the question.

Definitions
Programmer n. - An ingenious device that turns caffeine into code.

Just Friends phrase - I don't just want you to mourn the loss; I want to remind you of it every day. I want you to suffer. I want you to envy. I want you to die slowly, a bit at a time. And I want you to smile and thank me for it.

Depression n. - Anger without enthusiasm.

Limericks and Poems
So now I know the things I know And do the things I do And if you do not like me so To heck, my love, with you.

But Hate is the verb that to me is superb, And Love but a drug on the mart. Any kiddie in school can Love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. That's what the tell me, 'cause I'm blind.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, If I should die before I wake, I'll cry in anguish, "Mistake!! Mistake!!"

Now I lay me down to study, I pray the Lord I won't go nutty. If I should fail to learn this junk, I pray the Lord I will not flunk. But if I do, don't pitty me at all, Just lay my bones in the dorm hall. Tell my prof I did my best, Then pile my books upon my chest. Now I lay me down to rest, And pray I'll pass tomorrow's test. If I should die before I wake, That's one less test I'll have to take!

Quotes with attributes
"Today we will be having a test." "I'm ready! I pulled an all-nighter!" "You studied all night?" "Oh... ...you're supposed to study?" - MST3K

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". WHATEVER!! What good is a dumb cake you can't eat? What should I eat, someone else's cake instead?

Good ... Bad ... I'm the guy with the gun.

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Work Related Away Messages
Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what is wrong with it.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

Sleep is actually a good substitute for coffee.

I can't be fired, slaves are sold.

Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating. One day, I shall be a sweet, succulent escargo of quiescence...until then, I practice.

We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

I am currently occupied, give me a couple minutes to get frustrated and then I'll get back to you.

The hard I do immediately. The impossible takes a little bit longer.

Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must. I do what I get paid for.

General Away Messages
I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.

The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It is twice as large as it needs to be.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Hello, you have reached my automated answering service, your call will be answered in the order in which it was recieved, your call is number 5,293, please hold, your call is important to us

Hi, I'm probably here, I'm just avoiding someone I don't want to talk to. Leave a message and if I don't IM you back, well, what can I say?

"God is as real as I am." he assured me, and my faith was restored, for I knew Santa would never lie.

Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up.

Not many people know this, but last summer I worked as a bartender at the Betty Ford Clinic.

Evolution -- life's a niche, and then you die

The election season is officially underway, along with the traditional political food chain of information. The candidates say something, their staff explains what they meant, media pundits explain what they really meant, and the public bases its decision on the ensuing late-night talk show opening monologues.

"The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper."

I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault, I swear to god!

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well ...basically... your house burned even faster.

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, have you considered becoming a guillotine operator?"

01001001 01100001 01101101 01101110 01101111 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 (this is binary code for the ASCII encoding "I am not here")

I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, because by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.

The rain, it raineth on the Just and the unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast.

When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the fuck did the ceiling go?!"

Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.

There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?

If you are the credit card company, I already sent the money. If you are one of my friends, you owe me money. If you are female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

Tonight's weather, dark, continuing mostly dark tonight, leading to widely scattered areas of light in the morning.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

Tech Support: "I need you to boot the computer." Customer: (THUMP! Pause.) "No, that didn't help."

You have reached the reverend my confession hotline. Please leave your sin, and I'll get back to you with a penance. Remember that a confession doesn't count unless it's a vivid, detailed, blow-by-blow description of the sin. Thank you.

Some people live life in the fast lane - I live in oncoming traffic.

My philosophy is a mixture of the three famous schools

-- the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and all three can be summed up in my famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."

It's is not, it isn't, and it's, not its, if you mean it is. If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It isn't ours either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs.

I'm not here; I've gone out to look for myself. If I come back before I return, please tell me to wait.

Random Quote: If you would understand your own age, read the works of fiction produced in it. People in disguise speak freely.

That's all folks!!