User:Revengerights/sandbox

HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE ONLY ARTICLE ON THIS WHOLE SITE YOU'LL EVER HAVE TO READ. That's right, gather ur asses round bc im gonna tell yall about my absolute favourite person: ME.

I am Me. I know this because I have lived with this knowledge My entire life (painstakingly so.) I was born elsewhere at a later date. I enjoy scholarlyly discussing topics such as minecraft, the superiority of the coloour pink, My favourite era of history (2011-2014) and Me. if u wish to disucss any of these topics with Me please feel free to spam the shit out of My humble, humble, HUMBLE servant andrew hussie (insert sick emoji) his linktree is here. I am known for My experitse in being fucking sick and also for being well on My way to an alcohol addiction. I enjoy long manic screeching sessions on the beach and thinking about beating the shit out of christopher columbus.

early life
some say I was manufactured in thr white girl factory. some say I rose from the ashes of ancient greece. some say I clawed My way out of My mothers womb hissing profanities in an unknown demonic-sounding tongue. all of this is in fact false and the truth is that I have just always been here and none of you even fucking noticed >:(. anyway according to the copy of the diary of a wimpy kid do it yourself book I had when I was "nearly 8", My favourite songs at that time were chasing the sun, disturbia and starships. My favourite movies were hook, chipwrecked, zatura and puss in boots. My favourite books were the blart series (which bop to this day please read them) and my favourite colour was scarlet. My favourite tv show was kim possible and my favourite music artist was jedward.

I committed My first crime at the ripe age of maybe like 6 or 7 when I accidentally stole jelly from centra bc I was "keeping it safe in My pocket" and just straight up forgot it was there.

villain arc
this is an ill-defined section as My villain arc is ongoing. I have not yet died and I get more evil the longer quarantine lasts. however, I will start at the beginning and go from there.

homestuck
the start of quarantine was My "I FUCKING HATE HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK" stage. I am excited to announce that I have since lost all grasp on whatever morals I seemed to have back then and have happily read like 3/4 of it. see: kin list. one day I will cosplay homestuck in public and that will be rthe day the world ends.

minecraft
I played minecraft religiously in thr first quarantine and as of now My only source of serotonin is the dream smp. clearly you can see My mental distress here. see: kin list. sometimes I jump off My giant minecraft tower just to feel something.

my chemical romance
OHOHOOOOOOOO RELIGIOUS IMAGERY GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I hate the catholic church and plan on drafting My resignation letter soon. also I consider Myself to be something of an honourary vampire. oh to bleed out on the steps of a cathedral.

marina
(formerly marina and the diamonds.) no comment. psychoanalyse Me. I like glitter and cherry flavoured things.

return of the goth phase
kinda sorta -ish debatably maybe a bit depending. also this time My favourite colour is very clearly pink.

I fucking hate the government
views I developed even further in quarantine. I plan on getting rid of tha authoritaes.

the time i went feral on the promenade in galway
oh boy oh god oh fuck that was a time and a half and I have never felt more alive and I was wearing a fur coat the entire time it was fucking cathartic.

kin list

 * roxy lalonde
 * vriska serket
 * terezi pyrope
 * c!tommyinnit
 * c!wilbur soot
 * catra
 * lain iwakura

death
eh maybe