User:Rexjackman/coy

james ronald steelman the third "ronnie" used to live in the colony with his friend from louisiana Elijah orum Young the third "Orum". It was Orum's custum to label his milk--as milk is a precious comodity for any college student. When Ronnie moved in, then he moved out, and Orum moved as well... they parted ways. When Orum was finished with his milk he would use the milk jug for water to keep in the fridge. Ronnie brought the milk jug label "EOY" to his new apt, but as people from LA have crappy hand writing the six new roommates wondered why the jug Said "coy." Notably "coy" had a nastey top. The roommates were confused. Ronnie was asked why the jug was named coy. Ronnie always went home in the summer and would go deep. I would always use ice, but then the summer was really hot so I used coy. then I was hooked...i think that it took a while, but what really sealed the deal was when we lived at liberty square no a/c--butter melted natuarly. Our ownly solice was coy and perhaps the swimming pool. it probably took a year before we truely realized the benefits of coy. people used to get grossed out by coy but one winter someone got sick and we said you've got to share the antibodies. actually maybe we didn't drink it when we were sick. anyway people, girls imparticular, were grossed out that we drank out of the same jug.