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VALHYDRA 99
The Beginning of the END Through a collaboration between the Russian Defense Contractors, and the Chinese Defense Logistics Agencies, have collaborated to produce an ordnance item of such fury and power that it will rival all modern munitions for the next 1,000 years. Designed to resemble any of the Russian space craft, with the intention of luring possible enemies towards it. The concept is that, "See, as a possible target approaches the item, it will look like a Russian Spacecraft, seen from far away. Now, at this point, the enemy is believing that they are about to recover vital intelligence to use against mother Russia.  This will also make them believe that they are further away from the device, and as they approach, the item "functions" causing much pain and suffering and the gnashing of teeth." - Dr. Repyu Tabels Cigntist.    How it gets there Delivery methods are completely unknown. It could range with the size variation in the weapons themselves from a rocket delivery to a sattelite delivery method.

 How it works Despite their best efforts, enough of these have not been recovered to gather any conclusive evidence as per its firing systems. Given the recovered evidence from the few sites of known functioning, it is believed to contain a multieffective myriad of firing systems. Everything from basic impact fuzes to High Tech sattelite imaging using RT4 (Robotic Technicolor Transference of Targets). Needless to say, it is the most dangerous, and reliable fuzing system ever before imagined. Literally 792 years ahead of its time. In the highly unlikely situation where it fails to function, it also uses a boobytrapping sequence that causes it to function as soon as the target approaches no matter what.

How Bad is IT? Really bad. Apart from the incredible functioning of the item itself, the force with which it explodes is incredible, so awe inspiring that it would make god himself squint at the sight and think "Damn.....we're in trouble." From intelligence gathered it is a type of explosive utilizing whole new theories that we cannot yet understand. It has been deemed EXPLOSIVE VXVII as its actual chemical makeup is unknown. However, the force with which it explodes is more than 100 million times stronger than anything ever produced by man. Many have been asking why Pluto is no longer a planet..... This is why. It has been scaled down for a tactical use on this planet, each individual item only containing less than .26 picograms of EXPLOSIVE VXVII.

First and ONLY Sighting The only sighting of this horrendous Object of absolute terror can be attributed to one G. A. Hill, who prefers to remain anonymous, wishes to be "left alone" regarding the discovery. Upon initial questioning he stated, "Isn't that a V......something, uhh.....Valmara?" having mistaken the item for the Valmara 69. Testing is continuing on how that mistake could have possibly happened, but, the research analysts are quite hopeful.