User:Richardward17

A beautiful Individual

Reverend Richard Ward, Husband to the famous alchemist Alexandra Gurr is a well educated individual with many interests, ranging from pokemon to badminton. He lacks many people skills and is only rarely permitted to interact with human beings.

His appearence is at first scary, but then it gets worse; as your eyes are drawn down, away from the hairy face, past the hairy palms, and settle on the irregularly large/mis-shapen feet. The left foot is a size 11, but the right foot looks like the geographical presentation of Italy.

Richard understands words such as tmesis and overexagerateism, yet lacks the education to recognise how abso-blooming-lutely ridiculously stupid this wikipedia page is.

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