User:Richyhello

Richy
Hello, my name is RichyB. I have just graduated from college, I now spend my days being lazy as a result of the lack of jobs due to the shrinking economy. Well that's my excuse anyway.

In the latter part of 2009, I developed a mental retardation in a freak accident involving a cow and a bottle of budweiser. I had decided to give a local cow a bowl of budweiser, as an experement which would hopefully show any difference in the taste of the cow's produce of milk.

However, when the day came where the extraction of the milk from the cow was due, the cow had become so addiced to alcohol that when it saw that I had arrived with nothing but a bucket and a stool, the cow proceeded to sit down, in the way that a human would, with it's rectom touching the floor, it's hind legs sprea along the floor and it's forlegs in the air, whilst it produced a massive "MOOOOO" as if to say "What is this? Where is my beer you tit?".

As I approached the cow, in order to extract it's delicious milky liquid, it kicked me in the face, as I sat down.

On that day I took a solumn oath that I would provide not a cow with anything stronger that a cup of tea.