User:Rickage

Rickage was a user on the Young Writers Society. He befriended a girl user, boyfriended the girl, pedoed out on the girl, and everything went down from there. When the girl freaked out and told someone, he was banned, threw a fit, vandalized the Young Writers Society page blaming the site administrator for all the pedo-y action instead of him, and subsequently got eaten by flying monkeys sent from Nate's fortress.

Rumors say he still lives, producing lulz as always, but this is of course a lie, and there is no way that someone still has him added on IM clients and likes to contact him every once in a while, because he is dead.

If I put his real name and other details up on here, which I wouldn't because that's just wrong, of course, Nate would so screw me up.