User:Rickstertheslickster

Ricky Coughlan, (born Ricky Lee James Coughlan), better known as "RicksterTheSlickster" is a very very slick, cool and down to earth student. Ricky is memorable due to his distinctive and unique eyebrows/mono-brow, which he is adored and hated for at the same time.

In this very cool guy's life there has been many famous and unforgettable celebrations, e.g victory dances, poses, runs and jumps!!!! One of the favourable, which most fans and admirers love is 'The Pineapple'. 'The Pineapple' is a very signature move and can be followed on from another famous celebration known as 'The Squid'. These celebrations are one of a kind and can only be performed by Ricky himself. Another thing "RicksterTheSlickster" is famous and adored for is his cheesy personality. This is known as "Cheeseball", named by his b-e-a-utiful girlfriend ;). An important factor in being a Cheeseball is his cheesy smile.

Keeping up a slick reputation is not easy and involves a lot of skill. This comes naturally to Ricky especially when performing the classical karaoke version of "I'm Too Sexy". His interpretation of this classical song is beyond cool and goes past the limits of amazing. However, Ricky has assistance from his older, but not as slick brother.

He has mastered the art of "chatting shit" and continues to convince innocent admirers with his quality of performance. Ricky chats so much shit that he even convinces himself to believe his seedy stories.

His fashion sense is unbelievably cool and wanted by many others. One fashion garment which he pulled off were his incredibly short shorts, otherwise known as Ricky's Hot Pants. These were a massive hit in the boys changing rooms with an enormous herd of wannabe Ricky Coughlans wanting and wishing they could pull of these shorts as good as Ricky. There were also plenty more unforgettable garments including the "EAT ME" t-shirt.

Being such a slick person is a tiring challenge and is only achievable with a lot of stamina. Ricky keeps his stamina up by eating foods high in protein and starch such as pies! His favourite pie is the one and only Meat and Potato pie. Any pie is acceptable by Ricky because "A PIE IS A PIE!", (famously quoted by RicksterTheSlickster himself).

This my friends, is why we love Ricky Coughlan!!!