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The Partnership Poetry Method
The Partnership Poetry Method is a form of poetry writing invented by James Heffer and Richard Marsh which consists of rhyming couplets written in turn by two people all forming together to make a poem.

There is only one poem in existence written using this style. It is called "Douglas McGregor's Theory".

Douglas McGregor's theory was that Rich is gay,

but in a happy way,

however on a rainy day

his theory was flawed''

as Rich was both unhappy and heterosexual

while being a woman in his mother's clothing

which were too big

so he did a jig

while taking a swig

from the belly of a pig

and he cried he did

and left a skid

down the toilet seat

while caressing his teat

and eating red meat

while feeling quite neat

that he found 200K on the floor

so he cried for more

then ran into the door

yes he was quite a bore.

Finally, realising his sexuality,

there was a sense of finality,

no longer insanity,

with much less profanity.

He was a lesbian yes

and that was the end.''

As you can see the poems often come out with no real sense of meaning or point. This is due to the random method used to write the poem which distinguishes these poems from any others.