User:RiftXanax

Xanax, originally spawned out of a pre-historic egg, several hundred years laters. This godlike spawn(from the egg) turned in to a gaming beast, fueled by years of binge drinking and over eating. While the gods of chinese watch over Xanax wit their chicken chow mein tentacles, he remains immortal. His latest MMORPG'z will be Rift:Planes of Telara, where he will proceed to lay down the face roll, similar to spring rolls, but flat.

Some say he's not human, others don't know. All we know is that he calms your anxiety attacks. He is like the dream dancing hypnotizing pvp god. Don't be fooled now, should you encounter such a beast in the battle field, be afraid... be very afraid.

True story.