User:Riftshioku

Jake McClintic "Penguin" Jake is known for his Youtube content under the name Pancake Gaming. He is also known for coining the phrase, "lel". Which means, "Laugh Even Louder". It could also be a misspelling of "lol". Jake has been to known to regularly drink Monster Energy drinks, so much so he received a Monster Energy jacket and Monster Energy hat in the mail. Jake is approximately 5'11 - 6'1. Jake has had a total of five girlfriends through out his entire life, his relationship status is currently single and has been since 2011. Jake can often be found around his home town of North Vernon Indiana, aimlessly roaming the streets or playing Xbox 360 with his friends. His Xbox Live name is pancakemix57, This is due to a joke his friend had once made from the meme, "You ain't got no pancake mix." Jake had earned his nickname, "Penguin" after he wore a tuxedo to school once, and his friend told him that he looked like a penguin. jake has also been known to cook, and or bake delicious foods such as cakes, cookies, chicken, hamburger, and ramen noodles. Known for being a, "Funny and sweet guy" he has always been accepted by the girls he has known throughout his life. Most of the girls he has became friends with has "friend-zoned" him. Jake had once gotten mad at his old neighbor and punched him in the face, leaving his neighbor laying on the ground for several minutes. He is a model citizen, never smoking or even drinking. He only has had encounter with law enforcement, due to him trying to park a car and wrecking into another car parked next time him. He is known to say yeah man, yo, dude, totally, and legit quite often. His fashion style resembles that of a 90's skater, even though he can barely skate himself. Jake owns several guitars that he bought really cheap. One of his guitars is acoustic, and easily falls out of tune. Jake also owns an ocarina with the "Triforce" on it from the, "Legend of Zelda" series. He has been known to watch entire series on "Netflix" within a day or two.