User:Rimsrus

This is my (cough)"biograpy." I was born in a log cabin with six other babies, twelve kittens, three dogs, and seven mice. I never knew my parents. I was just dumped into some log cabin in the winter. I was just a baby, what could I do? I knew i had to eat, so I ate a mouse. This is the story of...dundundun!

THE MUTANT CANNIBALS!
These other babies were no other babies... they were muated super canibals! They always tried to kill me but I tricked them with my superor intellect over their simple minds.