User:Riponizedgurl/The RIGHT way to say "ALMOND"!

ManyinthesmalltownofRiponCaliforniaargueabouttherightwaytosay"Almond".Andtosomethisisasillyidea,buttoothersthisisaveryimportanttopic.,"TrueRiponianssay“amond”.Somepeoplesaythatoncethealmondsareknockedoutofthetree,it“knocks”the“L”outofthewordalmond…thuscreatingamond.".Andthewriter,whoisunknown,iscorrect.Thatishowthewordistobesaid.