User:Rison29

Rison29 is the Lion-Hearted King of the fabled kingdom of Westmountia. He lives in the even more fabled region of Dundas, which is only accessible by an excruciatingly long bus ride. Or a not-so-excruciating van ride. Note: This page looks really good in Firefox, so if all you can see is overlapping picture boxes or other glaring errors, it's the fault of your browser. Not the page's designer.

Rison was recently awarded the position of Emperor.

History
Although his origins are still unknown, it is commonly believed that Rison29 sprung fully formed from the mouth of a dying lion. Or maybe it was a hippo. Eyewitness accounts are sketchy, at best. Due to the aforementioned event involving Rison and a dearly departed land mammal from the African Savanna, Rison has no birthday. Which is pretty sad, when you think about it. Missing out on all that good stuff.

Religion
Due to his skill with the sword, rugged good looks and his general all around I'm-so-cool-you-don't-even-know-I'm-cool style of coolness, Rison soon developed something of a cult following. This following was only increased by Rison's charasmatic personality and awesome comedic stylings. His followers range from everyday folk to major leaders.

Hobbies, Interests and Special Abilities
Rison29 enjoys the simple things in life. He is known to be actively involved in intellectual pursuits, vigorous excercise regimes, and associating with high society. Also, Rison can fly. I mean, drive. He can drive. Well, he can probably fly too, but nobody has ever seen him doing it. But he has been seen driving. So, yeah. He mastered that hill!

Friends and Admirers
Rison has a wide fan base in both North America and abroad. His noble exploits, as well as his support for seemingly hopeless causes, have earned him praise from political leaders, historical figures and other notable celebrities. Rison most recently received world-wide commendation for his selfless "Give a friend a ride to Dundas" campaign, which has been credited with saving at least one person from several long hours in pergatory. Rison has also trained several warrior-prodigies, including this guy and that other guy.

Enemies and Rivals
From the moment of his creation Rison has tried to defeat his arch-nemesis, his diablo, his own, personal Beezlebub, but he has yet to succeed. Maybe he needs a better strategy, or better school supplies. Other notable foes include the Emperor, these things(he hates 'em), and some guy in a hat.

Movies
Rison has dominated the movie scene ever since he first hopped out of that mammal carcass you read about back in paragraph one. He has starring roles in many different movies, as well as several uncredited parts. According to rumour, Rison will be appearing with other leading actors in the 2007 action flick, Oliver.