User:Rmaddern

The SAK:

Not just your typical intelligent friendly Asian.

The True Ballad of Sakarin "Dave" Seedasome.

he once ate a 12oz steak in 12.5 secs

he does a very authentic shrek impersonation that he will perform without hesitation

he once drank 107 beers - in one night - by himself - in portchester

he once drove from greenwich to shelton in 8.2 mins in traffic

he once beat an M5 in a quarter mile on a john deere