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= Richard Robinette (Flat Earth Society Advocate) =

Early Life
Richard Robinette was born in Saint Petersburg, Russia on April 30th, 1945 to Joseph Stalin and his lovely wife Lady Pegasus. Robinette was known to be one of the buffest babies in the 1940s and would spend much of his time beating up the dirty Nazis that were left after the surrender of Germany. He received numerous awards for his nice round and cleanly waxed head and was even crowned Miss America despite being a boy.

Education
Robinette spent much of his early years in Torrey Pines High School because he skipped middle school but was unable to finish high school after 8 years. Here he spent much of his time questioning the validity of the moon landing and the spherical shape of the earth. He was greatly intrigued in the studies of Columbus and his quest to prove that the earth is indeed flat, and spent many hours praying to Allah that this would be true. Despite getting an F in his basic Earth and Space class, Robinette was determined to prove himself right at the University of California, Miami.