User:Robby Vernier

Robby Vernier was born Robby Vernier, by his two parents, Rick Vernier and Boni Fine, in Minnesota, 1992. He impressed all the hot baby chicks and then moved to Chicago to get all the toddler babes there. But he really got his groove on in Munster, Indiana, where he knocked up 3 cats, a dog, and a countless number of fish. Later in life Robby took over the world and made it really cool and everyone wanted to bong him. -Robby Vernier

"Robby is just the sexiest guy ever. I had sex with him literally seconds after I met him. In fact, I spent every single night in his bed for three weeks straight, and we had lots of fun. Here's a bit of advice...If you bang Robby Vernier, you must take caution, he might kill you. Otherwise, he's totally awesome. -Russell Pollack