User:Robert.halberg

Robert Halberg
Robert Halberg is a wikipedia user who was not cautious or creative enough to come up with a pseudonym.

Early History
R.K. "ROB" Halberg was born, as many in industrialized nations are, in a hospital. He was nearly three months premature, and for his untimely arrival spent over two months incarcerated in an incubation device. He eventually escaped, an unfortunate event given his incessant social fumbling with his specie-mates.

He spent his subsequent years in a state described as "childhood" by family members. Others have described this state as "strange". Family members assert that the state ended promptly at the age of eight, whilst others insist it never ended at all.

Interests
He has numerous interests, like everyone else, because the world tends to, through its endless barrage of distractions, diversify the interests of people even if they begin with a single passion. Some of the interests that he has developed include:
 * Computers
 * Unix-like Operating Systems
 * Programming Languages
 * Heterosexuality: Reality, or Myth?
 * Music
 * Avant-Garde (the weirder, the better)
 * Carnatic
 * Classical ( especially Baroque, and Twentieth Century )
 * Death Metal
 * Frank_zappa, Renaldo_and_the_Loaf, and other musical freaks.
 * Rebellion
 * Lucifer, the rebel archetype.
 * Revolutions of an earthlier variety.

Other Pages
Despite the danger of being labelled by the net-elite as a degenerate, "Rob" currently maintains no online presence other than his Facebook profile.