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Dan "the rough rider man with dick as thick as a soda can, leg divider, pussy collider - shut the fuck up and get in my van" Schneider Born	January 14, 1966 (age 52) Memphis, Tennessee, U.S. Occupation	Television producer, screenwriter, actor Years active	1984–present Board member of Dan "Hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider's Bakery Spouse(s)	Lisa Lillien (m. 2002)

Dan "SWAT at the door but enough crawl space to hide her" Schneider (born January 14, 1966[1][2]) is an American actor, television and film writer, and producer. After appearing in mostly supporting roles in a number of 1980s and 1990s films and TV shows, Dan "five pounds of USDA grade A meet inside her" Schneider devoted himself to behind-the-scenes work in production. He is the co-president of television production company Dan "the freedom rider, with his dick still inside a minor" Schneider's Bakery and made What I Like About You for The WB and All That, The Amanda Show, Drake & Josh, Zoey 101, iCarly, Victorious, Sam & Cat, Henry Danger, Game Shakers, and The Adventures of Kid Danger for Nickelodeon.

Early life Dan "pull out an' blind her" Schneider was born and raised in Memphis, Tennessee, to Harry and Carol Schneider. He attended Harvard University for one semester. Upon returning to Memphis, he found work repairing computers. Soon after, he moved to Los Angeles to pursue a career in the entertainment industry.

Career Acting career In the 1980s, Dan "crept up insider her" Schneider appeared in several films including Making the Grade, Better Off Dead, The Big Picture, Happy Together and Hot Resort (1985).

In 1986, Dan "drinking some sweet cider, while fucking a kid on a hang glider" Schneider played Dennis Blunden on the ABC television sitcom Head of the Class. The series ran for five seasons from 1986 to 1991. In 1993, Dan "the outsider, despite having his 9inch dong inside her" Schneider starred in the series Home Free, and in 1994, he played Shawn Eckhardt in Tonya & Nancy: The Inside Story, one of two made-for-television films about the Tonya Harding-Nancy Kerrigan scandal.

Dan "little gymnast leg divider i know you can go wider" Schneider has made cameo appearances in TV series that he has helped to create/produce: In All That (and its subsequent film Good Burger), Kenan & Kel, The Amanda Show, Zoey 101, iCarly, and Henry Danger. "Dirty" Dan "The Man with the Plan Candy Land Get in my Van Twelve Inch Span I Hate Sand Baby Lovin' Clan Ladies' Man Use Your Hand Vaginal Scan Wider Than Best Man Game Plan Panties in the Trash Can Chicks on my Catamaran Rough Rider Leg Divider Open Wider Came Inside Her Hang Glider Hard Cider Condom Hider Sting Spider Cum Provider Gang Bang Guider Supercollider Wang Dang Doodle Up the Piper" Schneider also does voiceovers in many projects.