User:Robert Coffey (repo-graphicman)/sandbox

Robert Coffey is a real man who takes no prisoners in work, or in play. He lives life to the max and always has bottles in the fridge.

He was born on top of a mountain in italy and was shipped to england, while there he excelled and answered his true calling ( doing nothing without anyone noticing ). The English soon got fed up with his work rate and his "im not feeling it to-day" attitude and sent him off to the only country in the world that rewards people who just cant be bothered, "Ireland". While there he was headhunted by the irish goverment for special assignments that only he could take on board. (Sucking diesel from dirty tank using a garden hose and goggles).