User:Robert Heff

Robert Heff (born December 25, 1957) was a multi-artist, fashion icon, and entrepreneur before becoming a total recluse whose life is centered around Zen Buddhism. He was the lead singer of the punk bands FANZINES and Robert Heff and the Friday Cats but might be best know for underwriting his own incorporated name, suing himself for breach of contract, and then creating a perpetual income via a court judgment and subsequent settlement of monthly $200.000 payments from an insurance company where Heff serves as co-chairman of the board in what is now the illegal practice known as 'Heffing." Heff's entire life has been surrounded by mystery and intrigue to the extent that his name, date of birth, parents, and personal history are all questionable and at the center of several conspiracy theories including Who Really Killed Kennedy? - Is the Earth Flat? A NASA Conspiracy - Chemtrails - New World Order - and George Soros to name but a few. In fact, everything written here may or may not be true and it's this kind of artistic unbalance that is the hallmark of Heff's life.