User:Roberto T. Symthewethy Charlestian The 3rd

Roberto T. Symthewethy Charlestian The 3rd is a very important yet not well known person. He was born in Helsinki, Finland on December 23rd, 1947. He went on to do many great things.

Accomplishments
Roberto went on to be the creator of Sweet Tarts, point guard for the Harlem Globetrotters, First man to walk on mars, Finland's official lumberjack, voice of Scooby-doo, long lost uncle of Mr. T, the man who killed Adolf Hitler, and director of Scarface.

Walk On Mars
His walk on Mars was a secret government experiment that was unknown even to the president of the United States who at the time was Richard Nixon. He was launched alone in a spacecraft similar to Apollo 11 to Mars. It took him 2 months to arrive on the surface. When he got there he placed a Finnish flag on mars. He continued to walk around on the surface for 14 hours until he was spotted by a alien which he described to like a combination of Chuck Norris, Chewbacca, and Fred Flinstone.

Death
Roberto died on February 29th 2004 in Stockholm, Sweden.