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The Trinidad and Tobago national Rugby union

Trinidad and Tobago suck soo much and they have never ever won a match! for their hobbies they like to blow up cars and eat trees. Trinidad and Tobago is a very dangerous place so all of the rugby players carry guns around in their spandex. Once the whole team bus was blown up and everyone died. So the match had to be played by little toddlers. This was the only game they ever won because the other team had to forfeit because they all got sent off for high tackles. Apart from that Trinidad and Tobago have never won... their highest score in a match is 3 and that's because the kicker took steroids before the match. Although Trinidad is a very skilled (NOT) rugby team these are the other sports they are good at: none. Trinidad and Tobago have never qualified for a world cup because of civil wars. 4 of the citizens got into a fight and this caused the government to break down and all commit suicide. The reason for this is that there are only 10 citizens in Trinidad and Tobago and all the rest are immigrants and tourists. 5 of the national rugby players are retardates who trinidad bought from the mental asylum in Costa Rica. They have no substitutes and currently, 7 members of the team have life threatening injuries. These players also double up as the trinidad football team, volleyball team and beach volleyball team, all the other sports have not yet been discovered the Trinidad sports association. All of the countries hope is in a young boy named befjksabjk. He has great potential however he has just been diagnosed with a rare tropical disease and he is going to die in a few hours.

So the Trinidad and Tobago rugby team is not exactly going to plan but on the bright side they have just built a new stadium. The bad news is that they didn't have enough funds to build a proper sized field so it can't be used on the international calendar. the u10 rugby team just learnt how to play full contact and this is an amazing achievement as the proffesional team still plays touch. The problem is that they don't have enough money. I believe their total government funds is about 5 us dollars. So if you can spare some money for the sports association of Trinidad and Tobago then they would be very grateful. 5 cents can buy water bottles for the whole team. 10 cents can buy sports kit for 5 players and 3 us dollars can buy a whole rugby field for this society. The only problem is there are no banks in trinidad so you'll have to pay by cash, and there is no delivery service so you will have to deliver the money yourself. So if you can spare the money and the time then please fly to Trinidad and Tobago and donate to the rugby over there. The address is 1 Trinidad and Tobago road except you will have to walk 50 miles because there are no roads.

So that is all you need to know about the Trinidad and Tobago rugby team i hope you find this source very useful.