User:Rodhullandemu/Nuggets

Pointed
What is the name for a phobia of exclamation marks anyway? --MacRusgail 11:17, 2 October 2005 (UTC)
 * Literacy. - Mark 14:12, 2 October 2005 (UTC)

Specialist Subject: The Bleedin' Obvious
Given the inherent heat that surrounds anything remotely to do with Israel on Wikipedia, I anticipate an increased volume of vandalism on tomorrow's Main Page article. --Dweller 11:42, 22 October 2007 (UTC)


 * In related news, water found to be wet – Gurch 12:55, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

Oh, yes
To quote a famous decision in copyright law "the parties are advised to chill."

The Most Surreal Vandalism I've Seen (Yet)
Grafting a tomato on to a hairbrush? http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Roy_%27Chubby%27_Brown&diff=next&oldid=170554241

Contributions to probability theory
Og and Ugga contributed to probability theory, especially empirical measures. Og say: How many buffolo we catch this moon? Ugga say: three. Og ask: How many we try to catch? Ugga say: thirty. So empitical measure of 3/30 = 0.1 was invented.

Comunication Skills 101
i thought that this might be the right place to do it. this is a ADMIN and not just a normal user. SomeUsr| Talk | Contribs 23:50, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
 * you are somewha tmistaken sir this is for place swhere you need administrators to conduct immediate intervetinons such as in a major vandalism case or other immeintaly threanteing violation of the ruels and regulations of wikipedia. it is nto ga genral place to complain about the behaviors of other behavirosits. Smith Jones (talk) 00:00, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Smith Jones, as usual, you took the worms right out of my moth. -- Rodhull andemu  00:03, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Longevity
This piece of unsourced bollocks lasted for almost a whole year before I caught it; it's creative, to some extent, but, er, doesn't do us any credit. Needless to say, the article is now watchlisted.