User:RojoEsLardo/Lucas Lamoureux

Born in January 23th,1998 He decided he would brain ,and brain he would. At the age of six months he attempted time travel via satanic rituals, little did he know that satan was actually all of his friends at lunch in the ninth grade. At the age of infinity he developed superhuman abilities that would allow him to defecate whilst in an awkward situation, this was not a result of superhuman abilities ,just over-consumption of prune juice. After overusing hand-sanitizer he developed the immune system of an AIDS victim. One day he accidentally encountered a man by the name of Scott Terry ,Scott then berated Lucas's mind with images of ponies being sexed my an unnamed OC. http://i.imgur.com/xZqEGBo.jpg http://i.imgur.com/eCL3fJC.jpg http://i.imgur.com/r4JGuNe.jpg