User:RojoLlama/sandbox

Alytria is a country that is most famous for becoming a country in WWVII (World War Seven) when Liechtenstein took over so many countries and got so big they let Alytria become its own country. The first capital city of Alytria was Yarbukt but was quickly replaced when the President (Gerald Wilson) moved away and abandoned his country. Yarbukt was replaced with the capital city of Slokovart. The first official flag was so good they kept it and the first flag is still the flag they have today. The designer of the flag was also the person who named the country, the first two capital cities, and the author of this Wikipedia article. That man / woman is RojoLlama and they were born on July 18, 1528 at 6:44 PM and 12.77 seconds in and they are still alive today! He / she / it is only the second oldest person behind Yuri Blaboloski who was born in 2863 B.C and we don't know the exact time because birth certificates wern't a thing back then and Yuri Bloboloski doesn't remember anything from when he was a baby. The creator of this Wikipedia totally didn't just spend half an hour writing a bunch of gibberish because they were bored and can't go anywhere because of the coronavirus. *cough*cough* I mean the blabonavirus. This article about Alytria is a 100% reliable source and sadly I can't tell you any more information because I don't actually exist and I am just a voice in your head. As you are reading this, all you hear are just voices inside your head. Pretty cool, huh? I don't know how to write conclusions.