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Credible sources say Colton was indeed gay.... A quote By Haley Snyder confirms as such, saying "I can confirm that he was indeed not heterosexual. But he was the coolest White rapper EVAR" WP_000277

Colton loved his toothbrush.... He REALLY loved his toothbrush....

He loved to hug animals, because he was a good man.

Colton founded the Westboro baptist Church, where he practices his faith.
 * Note: Colton was a gay catholic man, Bitches*

Has never been laid.

Hopes to create a time traveling Delorean, so he can kill Hitler and become king of the jews...

His stripper name is Jor Jor the Dinosaur

Has been in a long time relationship with Russel Brand, but eventually divorced because of the syphilis.

Is gay.

Would quickly eat a pop-tart out of a mans ass.

Would quickly have sex with Nathan Drake

Loves some well done steak. Its always good to have a little meat in your mouth.

Became gay Circa. 4th-5th grade.

Favorite cartoon character: Red Herring

Favorite movies: Ninja turtles 2, The brave little toaster goes to mars, and Thomas and The Magic Railroad

Is mentioned in Haley Snyder's memoir "I Wanna Go Home"

Would eat pop-tarts out of Brad Jones' ass.

Currently living in Nicolas Cage's Closet. Not. A. Metaphor.

Can fit an entire shoe in his mouth, while practicing ventriloquism at the same time with 2 sock puppets. One named Bill O'Riley and another named Mr. Jimothy

Was born in the pit from Silence of The Lambs. Living off drinking the lotion he found at the bottom.

Placed 8th in the 'Most Likely to Become America's next top Sideburns Model' By entering pictures of him licking his sideburns to Tyra Banks, who became aroused on sight.

Turned down intercourse with Seline Deon, after she attempted to seduce him by singing the 'Titanic' theme