User:Rollypanda

A Man, A Panda, A Cause.
Born November 11, 1987. Wesley Fraser, Northfield Minnesota

A bouncing baby boy blessed a young couple on a chilly afternoon of November. That little boy was me. I am here to tell the story of my life, the past, the present and where I hope to go in the many years to come.

Childhood
Setting: Kenyon Minnesota Year: 1991ish My first memories are mostly hazy ones, from all the pot to come in later years, but we will do our best with what we've got. I remember a lot of pain growing up, I like to think of it as the rough hands of my sculptor.

One of my earliest memories I can think of right now is when I was, oh say four years old. It was Spring or summer, and my brother, along with his friends, were across the street playing some sidewalk hockey. I asked my mother if I could join them. Of course she said yes to her little boy, and so I went to play with the other boys. It was good fun, knocking the small orange plastic ball around with sticks, or whatever we were using, until something just had to go wrong. A mind-splitting "DUCK," only adding to the already present pain of a quickly swelling eye, is the best of that memory. To this day I still sometimes claim to have gone on an astral projection adventure while knocked unconscious from the blow to the head. There I was in my bedroom, which I think was also supposed to be a den, looking through my video games, to come on a spectacular treasure. It was a cheat guide to Super Mario Bros. 3! "Sweet," I thought to myself, now I could beat that damned game with no troubles at all. Later that same day I went back to where I had hidden the fabled guide and it was no longer there. Even after endless searching, to this day and many homes later I look for that stupid thing, I've uncovered nothing. That is just one of many stories of my youth.

Another time, also sports related, I seemed to deserve a blow to the face. I was just hanging out, being a kid in his yard, with a nerf baseball bat with that green stuff in the clear head of the bat.

--to be continued--