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 RON NASTY 

Ron Nasty is an Interdimensional British singer, guitarist, pianist, nose-picker, and one of the founding members of The Retardles. He is called "the fat Retardle" and is the only Retardle to get their socks stolen. He was born on January 21st, 2006 in Georgia (October 9, 1940, in our universe). Ron Nasty was born in dimension 12, he was transported to our dimension in a freak incident with a potato radio and was transported into his mom's womb. When he was a child, both his parents went missing and he was raised by his uncle, a well-known Liverpudlian ventriloquist. He was a very good boy whose main fault was violence. At the age of 5, he began attending Charlton Heston Elementary School. At the age of 6, he blew it up. To channel his violence, he was soon introduced to the banjo, the perfect instrument for the anti-social, at age 7. This led him into a long and ill-advised career in music. In 1955, Ron failed his GCE O-levels and thus became eligible to enter the Ed Wood College of Art. There he met Carinthia Pleasant, Kevin, and Leppo, several important figures in his life which this article will never mention again. Soon he was kicked out of the college and became a wanderer -- which, perhaps, would help him wander into destiny itself.

EARLY BAND DAYS

During one of these frequent wanderings, Ron was walking through 43 Egg Lane when he bumped into Dirk McQuickly, who fell to the ground. Dirk offered to help him up, and the rest is history. Soon, they would find their guitarist, Stig O'Hara, and two years later their drummer, Barry Wom. The Rutles were, at this stage, very bad, and there was only one place where they could play: Hamburg. From 1960 to 1961, for fifteen months, Nasty played with The Rutles at the Rat Keller. In October, Leggy Mountbatten entered the Rat Keller. Mountbatten saw The Rutles performing and Leggy hated it.

Archie Macaw offered to record the Rutles and recommended Leggy to Dick Jaws, who signed Ron Nasty and the rest of The Rutles to a publishing contract for the rest of their lives.

Sales of Rutles albums sky-rocketed. People were buying them just to burn them, many burnt their fingers attempting to burn their albums. Later that year, Nasty took a break from the Rutles to star in a war movie directed by Dick Lester, How I Won The Lottery. Nasty was well-known for making very few television appearances after the Rutles broke up. One of these rare appearances was on the Dick Tracy show in 1971, where he set fire to the entire building. Stock footage from this appearance would later be used in the 1998 film Saving Private Ryan.

Sometime in 1973 after releasing his critically-panned Mine Games album, Nasty turned his back on the world and became antisocial. For years he refused to sing, play, dance, or babysit, although he would later contradict himself in 1975 by helping write the song Foam for David Bowie. Don Nasty was born that same year. In 1977 he appeared briefly on SNL, where he performed his hit piece Cheese and Onions. In 1980 he came out of retirement briefly to release his musical hit Triple Ecstasy but afterward regressed back into hiding. He would not be heard of for 40 following a sudden attack of performance anxiety.

THE RETARDLES

In late 2020, Nasty traveled to Toronto, Canada on vacation. One night he visited the Canadian LSD inn. he later met Mr. Chair and Real_BillClinton. he asked them to join a band with him. due to being high on LSD, they said yes. The trio would later meet Fearlock (who stole his socks), Yutch, And Sandwich. While performing at the Clusterfuck Cavern, they met Maryland Ball who became friends with them all. at this time they had no drummer and had Real_BillClinton play drum sounds. Nasty asked Mary to become the band drummer. At this point, the Retardles had become the biggest band in the world. Nasty wrote "Imitation Song" which appeared on "Meet The Retardles". Nasty has written another song called "Don't Worry Bill". Rumors have it that it will be on the next Retardles album