User:RonaldMcDylan

Born in middle eastern china, the two heroic adventurers created the Chinese branch or Wal-Mart, called "Won-Tong-Mart" in 1983. The two were born in 1960 and grew up as your average neighborhood "hippies".

A great honor was bestowed upon them by earning the Poppanuma Medal Of Achievements for making a signifigant change in the enviroment of all citizens of the specified region. Eric passed away in 2003, as Dylan passed on at the age of 45 in 2006. They both lived happy lives on Hippunina Island in distant northern Finland before dying happy deaths, both from speedboat accidents.

A memorial has been erected in Enzytemonya, in NorthEastern China, showing their greatness. The magnificent statue was created by famous architect Wong Got Stuk.