User:Ronana banana

Also known simply as Ronan, Ronana Banana (born 23rd September 1986) is a 4th year medical student at Glasgow university, currently studying Obs and Gynae at the GRI. He lives in Greenock, with his parents and younger brother. His main interests include sport and eating.

Early life

Born in the Rankin Maternity Unit in Greenock, he was found to have heart problems which required corrective surgery. The surgery took place at Yorkhill Hospital, Glasgow. Shortly before his 5th birthday, he started at St Ninian's Primary School in Gourock and remained here for 7 years.

Slightly less early life

In June 1998 aged 11, Ronan left St Ninian's (with a slightly weepy eye) and attended St Columba's High School. He had a successful time here, becoming joint Dux in 2003 and more importantly finishing 3rd in a school long jump competition in mid-1999. Sadly Ronan never reached the same athletic heights. Outside of the classroom, he became inbvolved in several school shows, namely The Wizard of Oz, Oliver, The Sound of Music and Calamity Jane, a variety of leading roles showing off his inability to act and/or sing.

The Year of heartache Ronan had applied for entry to Medicine during his final year at school. He sat the entrance exam for Oxford University and was subsequently interviewed. Unfortunately he was unsuccessful. A further interview followed at Glasgow University but this was also unsuccessful. Ronan failed to be accepted at the other institutions to which he had applied. What followed was a tumultuous 6 months, as the rapdily maturing young man wondered what the future would hold - should he simply go and do a science degree or should he try again. He decided to choose the latter, more difficult option and looked for ways of boosting his application. One such method was joining a local nursing agency to gain experience in a medical field and to top-up his bank account.

In September 2004, he re-applied to study medicine. On this occasion he was interviewed (and subsequently accepted at three institiutions). He eventually chose to attend Glasgow University, and continued nursing work throughout his gap year

University life Ronan begain uni life on the 26th September 2005, shortly after turning 19. He got off to a shaky start by failing the first year written exam in June (06/06/06) however managed to pass the resit. Since then he has passed all other exams on his first attempt and recently began 4th year

Personal life Ronan is currently single but has had many high-profile relationships in the past, including with the Andrex puppy and the elephant from the Um Bongo adverts

Sport
 * Olympics
 * World's Strongest Man
 * Athletics
 * Football
 * Cycling
 * Swimming
 * Not cricket
 * Others

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