User:Roosterface

in 1929 Roosterface,upon defeating the penguin armada accidently activated the ancient temple of the caramel pelvis. once the temple was activated the dragons of habenero attacked the German empire. thus creating the phrase (in Nazi Germany dragon kill YOU!!!) 3 years later the penguin armada was revived and Chuck Norris gave Sam.E.Perez the ultimate martial art abilities , and once again defeated the penguins in hand to hand MoRtAl KoMbAt [though he used a wrench]. peace was restored and i still eat fried chicken, tacos , and burgers.