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Co Rosenblum aka (Roslyn's Finest) or (Commander Peninkrautz), born on October 30, 1932 was the dictator of Roslyn from June 14, 1996 to April 25, 2010. He is best known for his reforms in economics and fashion as well as his highly acclaimed "Barca Shirt" Movement. Co has retired from his former "Commander" status and is now a notable scholar and fishing instructor at a Jewish summer camp.

Early Years
Rosenblum was born in 1932 to an Amish Family in Clydesdaleville, Pennsylvania. Although being the middle in age of ten children, Co was considered the runt of the family and was constantly chosen as goose in the children's "Duck Duck Goose" games. After a heated argument with one of his elder brothers over interactions with their family dog, Rosenblum decided to take his bike and run away from home in which he fled to Roslyn. For years, Co lived as a hermit in the underground tunnels of Roslyn with his only sustenance being microwaveable Mac n' Cheese packets and his only source of entertainment being Facebook on his laptop. Day in and day out Co would delicately touch the mousepad of his laptop as he scrolled through his Facebook pages.

Dictatorship
Co entered politics at the young age of 20 and was immediately viewed as a controversial political figure as many of his supporters thought he was pro Marijuana since he looked stoned all the time. Co eventually rose to prominence and overthrew the current democratic government position and declared Roslyn the sovereign state belonging to his political name, Commander Peninkrautz. Peninkrautz's first move was to establish a fashion change throughout all of Roslyn. He imposed the "Barca Shirt" Movement where citizens were required to wear skin-tight faded shirts with skinny jeans at all times. At this time, Co also exercised his power to control the state's team, the New York Knicks, in which Co made a series of infamous, horrible trades that tarnished the franchise.

Attempted Assassination
On December 18, 1994, Co was walking his prized bike to the repair shop when an old woman allegedly began to repeatedly kick him in the butt. Sensing impending danger, Co managed to flee the scene without suffering any injuries. A witness to the incident described that, "The Commander fleed like a gazelle darting away from a lion."

Discharge From Office
Commander Peninkrautz's popularity began to plummet in Roslyn as the people became increasingly infuriated by his mumbling. His speeches were almost indecipherable and the people began to become frustrated with not being able to understand what he was trying to say. This caused even more controversy when the Commander mumbled his new laws to the onlooking public, only to have ten people arrested the very next day due to not being able to understand the Commander's new laws during his speech. In a violent revolution where the people stormed the Commander's summer palace, Peninkrautz was forced to flee Roslyn with a few of his loyal cohorts and is reportedly trying to implement a de facto leader and start a puppet regime. Co currently resides in New Orleans, Louisiana and is constantly seen in the library at Tulane University.

Personal Life
Co has had several love interests throughout his life. During his reign as Commander, Co married one of his 23 mistresses,a Serbian woman named, Nikdor Ymme. After fleeing the country, Co left his mistress behind and married a Bosnian woman named Ztuhcspil Chaz, they currently have 12 children. In his free time, Co loves fish, go on Facebook, and also partake in prank texting and calling people. His favorite book is "The Tender Cut".