User:RouterIncident/s lazer

In Humphreys7's evil comment vaporization center, his lazer is a device that emits light through a specific mechanism that vaporizes a comment. The term lazer is an acronym: Light Amplification by Zapping comments with the Emission of Radiation. Vaporizing comments is a combined quantum-mechanical and thermodynamical process. As a light source, his lazer can have various properties, depending on the font size, font color, and length of the comment being vaporized. The lazer in it's default mode emits light in a narrow, low-divergence beam and with a well-defined wavelength (corresponding to a particular color if the lazer is operating in the visible spectrum). This is in contrast to a light source such as the incandescent light bulb, which emits into a large solid angle and over a wide spectrum of wavelength. These properties can be summarized in the term coherence.

See: User:Humphreys7