User:Rowlandbond/Rowland Bond

Rowland Bond, the beast from the midwest, says "I'm all day" followed by 3 chest pounds.

He is notable for his Cal O championship win in season 21, where he clutched a 3 versus 5 against Nogbombz on the map de_inferno. He one deagled the loser Justin"ex r3" str3dley, then proceeded to jump on the bomb boxes in site B to assassinate the remaining two defenders.

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Rowland is a Cimmerian (based somewhat loosely on the Celts), a barbarian of the far north. One of his grandfathers, however, came from a southern tribe. He was born on a battlefield and is the son of a village blacksmith. Rowland matured quickly as a youth and, by age fifteen, he was already a respected warrior who had participated in the destruction of the Aquilonian outpost of Venarium. After its destruction, he was struck by wanderlust and began the adventures chronicled by Howard, encountering skulking monsters, evil wizards, tavern wenches, and beautiful princesses. He roamed throughout the Hyborian Age nations as a thief, outlaw, mercenary and pirate. As he grew older, he began commanding larger units of men and escalating his ambitions. In his forties, he seized the crown of the tyrannical king of Aquilonia, the most powerful kingdom of the Hyborian Age, having strangled the previous ruler on the steps of the throne. Conan's adventures often result in him performing heroic feats, though his motivation for doing so is largely for his own survival or for personal gain, implying that the character displays the characteristics of an anti-hero and could be described as the archetypal "amoral swordsman" of the Sword and Sorcery genre.[1][2] This observation could however be said to be in contrast to the assumption that Rowland was merely another barbarian hero as envisioned by Howard for Weird Tales magazine.

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Justin Button and Rowland Bond are re renown beerpong champions.

Rowland was also a member of the football team that was undoubtly hosed in the Vanier cup

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