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Bukkake Ninja

Bukkake (ぶっかけ) [1] ] [Ninja] (忍者?)

=Definition: =


 * A Bukkake Ninja is an Ancient Japanese warrior that uses stealth and cunning to overtly humiliates foes by repeatedly ejaculating upon their faces.

==Bukkake Ninja in training==

= History:=

The history of the Ninja is well chronicled. However, there is an omission from the literary record of the importance of the Bukkake Ninja in ancient warfare. Ninja were known for legendary abilities purported to be in the province of ninja training include invisibility, walking on water, and control over the natural elements. The functions of the ninja included espionage, sabotage, infiltration, and assassination, and open combat in certain situations.[1 ] Their covert methods of waging war contrasted the ninja with the samurai, who observed strict rules about honor and combat.[2 ] The ninja wasn’t known for the honor or ethics in those times. When victorious in battle, Ninjas would collect all females, be it mothers, daughters or grandmothers and force these women into unremitting normal Bukkake.


 * In Feudal Japan, there was an elevated level of Ninja called a Bukkake Ninja; these were the most feared of all Ninjas, due to their ability to be silent, invisible humiliation warriors. A Bukkake Ninja had standard Ninja training but is said to have had an additional 10 years of exceptionally rigorous training to develop the ability to produce massive streams of ejaculate with very short recovery periods. This ejaculate when produced was then sprayed over their victims face and torsos often without said victim knowing what hit them. They were renowned to have very short recovery periods before inflicting another round of overt humiliation.

The Bukkake Ninjas used this extreme form of Bukkake to ridicule their opponents in battle. It was common in battle for foes to die by drowning in the ejaculate. This had the effect of demoralizing enemy combatants, while pacifying and assimilating the native females. The conquered females realized the impotence of their male populace as compared to the Bukkake Ninja, thus succumbing and submitting to the power of this rare breed of Ninjas warrior; forcing the dominated males to long periods of Cuckold-dom.

Modern History:
Today; the Bukkake Ninjas no longer exist in their ancient form, however their despicable acts shall not be forgotten: Historians and anthropological experts are attempting understand and document the training these magical warriors endured while clarifying for the world to understand this fascinating culture exhibited during this time in history. This army of world renowned experts has the goal of developing a modern version of this ancient warrior, in essence; to bring back the magic of the times.

Due to changes in “cultural attitudes” the spraying of bodily fluids upon is frowned up in most western modern societies. There is a purported developing sub-culture with the reemergence of modern virtual Bukkake Ninja behavior on the Sony PlayStation Network (PSN) under the Clan Name “BuCockie Ninjas” Clan Tag “BKNJ”. This Clan has under gone years of training and teamwork, to develop overwhelming communication and gaming skills to dominate and humiliate opponents playing Hardcore Team Death Match in the Call of Duty Series by Activision.

“BuCockie Ninjas” are known to be a friendly welcoming bunch of people.

Exceptions:

 * They have been drinking:
 * The opponents are douche bags:
 * LAG:
 * Spawn Camping
 * Campers
 * Losing

Clan Characteristics:

 * Not easily offended
 * Easily Offends
 * Ridicules anyone who talks
 * Dislikes UN’s and Pedro’s
 * Not “racist”
 * Quick to call the “offensive race card”
 * Volatile personality
 * Hyper Sexual imaginations
 * Love of Pluffs Mom
 * Self-Deprecation
 * 'Will harass fellow Bukake Ninjas if feeling threatened'

=Modern examples:=


 * 1. "Dude, you’re an insane Bukkake Ninja for what you did to that Pluff’s Mom!"


 * 2. "I'm going to cum all over your face like a Bukkake Ninja!"


 * 3. "I’m a Bukkake Ninja, they never saw me coming."

=Clan Motto:=


 * “They Never Saw us Coming”