User:Roxedelic

User:Roxedelic                           How to Win "I Don't Even Game".

This is a complete walkthrough from start to finish for the game "I Don't Even Game". The game is filled with puns and literature humour. Enjoy!

Level 0: You start this wonderfully bizarre tale, progress to the right.

Level 1: Ignore the old guy, progress to the right

Level 2: Pick up the key by running over it

Level 3: Drop the key by running over the grate

Level 4: Progress to the right, ignoring the lies

Level 5: When you get to the wall, pay attention to the message. You need “A” key. Press the A key

Level 6: Progress to the right

Level 7: Progress to the right, ignoring the lies

Level 8: You can just run through the spikes, they won’t hurt you

Level 9: Progress, you cannot help him

Level 10: Run by the old lady to steal her purse.

Level 11: Welcome to the police department, progress

Level 12: Run by the cops, by listening you learn they are looking for you

Level 13: Progress to the metal detector

Level 14: Before entering the metal detector you can drop the bomb by pressing Q. Or you can get caught to find out the bomb is a dud.

Level 15: Run by desk

Level 16: Now you must say the alphabet backwards to pass the sobriety test. Type it out. If you mess up it doesn’t reset. So, try to remember where you are.

Level 17: Stick around and watch the weather chanel before progressing to the right. It will clear up the weather for you.

Level 18: If you were patient then this level should be bright and sunny. If not there will be clouds obstructing your path. You can run when there are gaps in the clouds (white background), if all else fails hold the right key until you pass the screen.

Level 19: Now you must start running to the right. Ignore the guy’s deception and keep running as fast as you can.

Level 20: Ignore the guy’s deception and keep running as fast as you can.

Level 21: Ignore the guy’s deception and keep running as fast as you can.

Level 22: Ignore the guy’s deception and keep running as fast as you can.

Level 23: Ignore the guy’s deception and keep running as fast as you can.

Level 24: Ignore the guy’s deception and keep running as fast as you can.

Level 25: Ignore the guy’s deception and keep running as fast as you can.

Level 26: Ignore the guy’s deception and keep running as fast as you can.

Level 27: Ignore the guy’s deception and keep running as fast as you can.

Level 28: Ignore the guy’s deception and keep running as fast as you can.

Level 29: Yay, you made it. Take the words of wisdom and progress right.

Level 30: Now you’re in the dark room. This room is just like the first wall room you reached. When the invisible gate stops you, press the “A” key to pass it.

Level 31: Progress to the right

Level 32: Pick up all the keys by running over them

Level 33: Before walking over the grate, follow the instructions, hold on to your 4 key.

Level 34: Progress right

Level 35: Progress right

Level 36: The lady will give you her baby and leave for a 4-year trip. Remember; drop things by pressing the “Q” key, drop the baby and run!

Level 37: Progress; I wouldn’t bother the ninjas if I were you

Level 38: Progress to the right

Level 39: Progress to the right, scary ninja

Level 40: You must show the ninjas the number one ninja rule, be patient and you will be allowed to pass. Don’t forget the number 1 ninja rule!

Level 41: Progress

Level 42: Progress into the pirate hospital

Level 43: Progress

Level 44: To get by the monster you must remember the number 1 ninja rule. Be patient and walk by slowly

Level 45: Now you run into the pirate. He wants to ask you a few questions. The fist questions answer is “I” as in aye, as in yes. And, to growl you have to type “AR” as in “arghhh”. Finally, you must tell him the shape of a d”o”ughnut. Then you can pass

Level 46: Progress

Level 47: Progress, if you dare

Level 48: Progress

Level 49: Progress, if you dare

Level 50: Now you must act afraid to pass, type 1 as in “!”

Level 51: Progress

Level 51: Now the ghosts change you’re keypad. W,A,S,D are now the arrow keys with D for the right arrow. Press D to progress

Level 51: Now you start hearing about Timothy, the greatest racer in the land. Get ready for a race

Level 52: Start running fast, the race is going to begin.

Level 53: Keep running

Level 54: Keep running; you got him!

Level 55: Aww, good try, He’s willing to let you go by for a code. The 30 lives code is “up, down, left, right, left, right, b, a”

Level 56: progress

Level 57: progress right

Level 58: When you run into the king, pay attention to what he says. You cannot “control”, press control.

Level 59: progress right

Level 60: progress right, ignoring the lies

Level 61: progress right

Level 62: the spikes won’t hurt you, progress right

Level 63: now you run into a computer that wants to ask you questions. Answer by pressing “y/n” accordingly. And for heaven sakes don’t consume bagels over its chassis. The answers are as follows “y, n, n, y, y, y, y, n (sarcasm), n, n”

Level 64: progress into the labs

Level 65: progress right

Level 66: progress past the crazies

Level 67: progress right, don’t listen to him

Level 68: progress right, there getting angry

Level 69: progress right, they are now after you

Level 70: keep running; you have to get out of there

Level 71: now you are sent all the way back to where you belong, what appears to be the first level but it isn’t, your doing good.

Level 72: progress right

Level 73: keep progressing

Level 74: type the reactor code: nchsbdfuiqbwibdaksbcxbyoqv

Level 75: keep running

Level 76: keep running

Level 77: press 'Q' at lemonade stand. Game Complete. Congrats!

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