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Stephen Edward Reynolds

Formally known to have been born October 24, 1958 has been changed to October 20, 1958 due to extenuating circumstances and updated information recently provided by the bureau of statistics. Steve is known for many things, mostly his famous sayings that are listed below:

Hey! If you can't have fun then don't!

Jace...pull my finger.

How about a mudslide??

That is exactly the same ...but different.

Why don't you fly into Oakland and rent a car and we will meet you in Hawaii.

Pretty good for a nifty 250!

You are looking at Twisted Steel and Sex Appeal.

They call me Mr. Incredible!

What happen to my 3 Wood?

My wife..I think I will keep her.

Is it Happy Hour yet? Anyone for margaritas?

It ain't easy being me!

Makes the best hand choked turkey

With the help of his wife knows how to grow a money tree!

Mo' Better

Turbo out

He is also known as the only person in history that can park a party barge in backwards after a day an evening on the lake and after consuming many adult beverages along with a naked boat ride.

Mr. Reynolds as he is affectionately known is a man of many talents which include but are not limited to:

Barefoot skiing after "700" Beers.

As "The Professor" came up with many challenges for his friends.

Such as creating the "Rump Ranger" Jet Ski..with the help of Matt and Brad of Course.

Could hit girls on houseboats with a water ballon from 200 yards.

Found a girlfriend for a lonley friend..Matt

Most of all Steve Reynolds is one of the most dedicated unbelievable human beings I know. He would give his left arm for his friends and offer help to just about anyone. I am thankful that I can call Steve my friend and will never be able to thank him enough for the friendship, dedication, and loyalty, and he and his bride have given to me and my family.