User:Rt. Hon. Peregrine Arseflap MP

Sirs and Madams,

It is my pleasure to introduce myself. I am the Right Honourable Peregrine Arseflap MP, the rather dated but jolly entertaining Whig (Liberal) MP for Totheringtom Cottageswine, a former rotten borough which was made less rotten by the introduction of a flaxmill in a neighbouring field. I am also a minor character in Ford Madox Ford's seminal novel-cycle Parade's End, at least until I am unceremoniously killed, Elpenor-like, after a drunken fall from a corrugated roof in the grounds of Snup Manor, Flanders.

Regards, Rt. Hon. Peregrine Arseflap MP