User:Ruairi128

Ruairi Scott-Byrne was born 7th may 1992 in a brothel just outside Paris. To get an idea of what Ruairi's childhood was like simply watch the musical Oliver!. The character he most resembles has to be the Artful Dodger.Ruairi has overcome his impoverished background to become one of New Zealand's top coal salesman. We should only think of how many orphans have been decapitated for him to achieve this goal.

 The Forgettable YearsItalic text

In 1999 Ruairi discovered on removing his socks that he had a six toe on his left foot. Almost barbericly he cut it off and ate it with HB Brown Sauce.British Daddy of Brown sauces.

The Genius Sex PoetsItalic text

The Genius Sex Poets were formed in 2008 and eight and to date have only recieved 18 grammy nominations. They toured with the band Antics & Who Likked Kate? in may of 2009 and recorded 2 Ep's in early 2009.