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Connerism in a religion founded by the Prophet Conner Miller in the year 2006 AD. The basic belief of Connerism is as follows:

Conner Miller is the reincarnation of Malcom X and will lead the Gypsy Parade to the capital of each country and enslave their leaders.

The religion is full of terrible wars and widespread plauges. The best known war is the war of Ryan The Great and Aaron The Rouge King. Ryan The Great and his army had recently obtained the mystical Staff Of Measurments from the devistating Mountian Mrs'Beansdesk. Aaron The Rouge Kind grew jelous of the power of the staff, and led a fericome attack on Ryan The Great, sucussfully stealing The Staff! Ryan The Great led a swift counter attack and re-obtained the mighty Staff. All was peacefull in the lands of Ryan and Aaron until The Brown Devil was belched from the bowls of BrownHell and snatched The Staff. Chaos ensued for years until The Brown Devil grew tired of The Staff and casted it down into his Hell. Ryan and Aaron proceded to beat The Brown Devil with Stalks Of The Bountiful Crop until he sucumbed to their will and trained their soldiers in the acient art of Hopping Fences.

Another noteworthy war was between Ryan The Great and Belvadeer The Humping Elf. Belvadeer dissed Ryan's noblest of threads, so Ryan shot Belvadeer out of a 4th story window with a crossbow.