User:Rubbertheducky

[[Hi, welcome to Rubbertheducky's page! Once you have finished reading the first sentance, LEAVE! Thats right, you heard me, GO AWAY! You dont have to turn off your computer, but you cant stay at this page. Leave, or else I will get mutated invincible (as if they arent invinceible enough already) camels and they will turn you into a pumpkin and then a fat sumo wrestler will sit of you and then you will shatter into 1002 peices. 102 of your peices will be crushed untill they turn into dust, get put in a box, lock it, throw it into the ocean untill a scuba diver finds it, brings it to the surface, burn it, puke on it, and lock you up in some damp cave to rott, while another 100 of you will be eaten by angry kindergardeners. The other 500 of you will be slaves untill flying twinkies come down to eat you. 300 of the 500 will perish before you get eaten, and another 100 will get eaten. The other 100? Well, no one knows exactly, but some crazy old lady on the verge of death said something about a machine turning people into applsause, and hungry sock monkeys. But thats not all! My vampire friend, Danielle, will make most of you applesause peices a frieght, and you will return from the dead only to die again. Hannah Jore will stalk the rest of your living remains and paint your finger nails in your sleep. But worst of all, for any guys on this page, Matt Dubois will make out with you untill you agree, under terms of your life, to marry him. Then he will to your surprize and for no reason, somehow get pregnant and you will run away crying to Mount Everest. Then I will be waiting like in the wizard of oz and say in a real deep voice, "You should have thought twice about reading on..." and then you will be so shocked, you will die. And then, and this has absolutly nothing to do with you, Zach will take place as a character from "Inkheart" and when I summon the Shadow from a book, with a few alterizations for my benifit, he will stare up at it, and all of the sudden, his Inkblack heart will stop beating. Then will return as a zombie and haunt you, instead of me, for the rest of your life because he lost his sight and when he asked, "Is anyone there?" I replyed with, "No, go away, no ones home." he left to find me elsewhere. Have you left yet? If not, I strongly advize you to leave within the next 5 minutes...or else your worst nightmare will become reality.]]