User:Rumrules123/sandbox

Now known as Derek Ainsworth the rapper Pure life/Clarity/D.N.A crash landed on earth 200 million years ago ending the reign on the dinosaurs with his famous power move, the durk smash. The impact of the crash destroyed his alien form and turned him into a bacteria, which dwelled underground until 1917 when a homless man ejaculated into a grabage can. The Semen and bacteria combined to hatch a durkling, for over 70 years the durkling grew and fed on dead babies and microphones. The durk was given the power to shape shift and took the form of many different historical figures such as: John F. Kennedy, Pope John paul II, Charles Manson dog, and Harrison Ford. until in 1987 the durkling which was now in it's mature form was attacked by a crazed jeffrey dahmer. The attack severely scarred the durkling and evidently changed the durkling into its final and most powerful form: the Canadian rapper form which hatched in 1996, this form of the durkling still walks amongst the earth today. Rumours have said the Canadian Rapper Durkling or CRD currently resides in Mississauga, Ontario and posses as the youtube sensation "ClearMusicMan" and raps about the Canadian poverty he experienced for the near century he spent as a durking.