User:Run!/MayorWestfallWatch

Though not a vandal, User:Mayor Westfall spends much of his time generally trolling the Misc Reference Desk with stupid, inflammatory questions.

Stupid questions with no redeeming quality whatsoever
What does sex with a ten-year-old girl feel like? My little sister is coming on to me pretty heavy, and I want to know what to expect if I agree. For her I suspect it would feel very similar to the feeling you will get on your first night in prision after being convicted of child molestation.

I just read about the very interesting charictar willy on wheels. I must say I found this guy to be very funny. For those of you that dont know, it appears he would take an article [NAME] and move it to [NAME ON WHEELS!!!!!]. I dont know why but I laught so hard at this. Just the ideas of articles on wheels driving away to a new location is hillarious. Can willy really be considered a vandal after he has contributed so much to wikipedia in the way of humor?

Also, How close did Willy come to making the wikipedia project fail?

What would happen if Jimbo Wales suddenly turned evil and started to vandalize wikipedia?

If I were to want to "vandalize" wikipedia in such a manner that my positive contrubutions outweighed any negative contrubutions from the actual "vandalize" and do so in a creative manner that wouldbe notable enough to get my own article on wikipedia like willy has, what would be a good way to go about doing that?

Question about women: Why won't those goddamn bitches go out with me?

How do I find out if any humorous contrabutions I have liscensed to the goat have made it to the BJAODN page?

What percentage of girls going to a nightclub are looking to have casual sex? Or what percentage would likely be willing to consider doing so? What is a good way to spot those? And why do the other girls go to night clubs?

Many insects like moths are attracted to light. This could present a major problem if moths develop to the point that they drive automobiles, as two moths driving in opposing directions would be drawn towards each other's headlights resulting in a head-on collision. What steps have been made to prevent this potential tragity?

Why do people choose to have children? To me it seems like they are a huge expense, a near life-long commitment, and require huge sacrafices of free time. If someone invested the money they would spend on a child instead of having a child, he would be a milionare by the time his kid would go to college. Who would rather have a kid over a million dollars? For the life of me I cannot understand why so many people make this seemingly bad decision.

Wouldn't it be Ironic if someone was overly cautious about flying, and then, when they finally do, the plane crashes? Or winning the lottery, and therefore appearing to be very lucky, but then suddenly dieing? Isnt that Irony?

Often I encounter a situation that is kinda the oppostite of Irony, and I was wondering if there is a name for this. I guess I would give an example of pulling out of a car wash and moments later a bird takes a giant shit all over my car. Or sort of like the situations mentioned in Allanis Morest's song Ironcic, which Ironically, contains no irony.

If someone posts/trolls on an internet forum, and continues to do so after the forum bans his IP address, is that poster in violation of any US law? For someone with limited legal knowledge it is difficult to judge whether or not a legal threat (Stop or you will go to jail, or stop or we will file a civil suit) is legitimate or just an intimidation tactic. I certainly don't want to violate any law, but if my actions are protected under the first amendment, as I believe they are, I don't want to be intidated out of doing something that is legal. Thanks!

When I started dating my girlfriend she weighed 115-120 lbs, now she weighs 130. How can I get her to lose 10-15 lbs?

As part of my life-long goal to get on the BJAODN page, the other day I thought of putting that tag that says "Someone should upload pictures to improve this article" (or something) on the Talk page for the wikipedia article on child porn. (as a joke obviously), but then I was concerned that if some crazy person read my joke and uploaded illegal pictures, would wikipedia be held liable? What governs things on the internet that are certainly international...like if I went over to Angola and libaled someone in America, what juristriction would that fall under? Also some places have different age-of-consent laws, such that a picture of a 17 year old girl is illegal in america, but might not be in some other conuntry. Is there any type of international laws that govern the internet on illegal content, or content that is illegal in some countries? How are companies like Iran & china going to keep their people from accessing illegal information on the internet? And most importantly, would my joke have been funny?

With all of these proofs, how can anyone question the existance of God?

I think I have become addicted to Coke Zero. I consume truely massive amounts of the beverage, far in excess of 100 fl oz. per day (probablly closer to 200). Is this okay? I know that a lot of people caution about the health effects of everything, so it is difficult to distinquish real threats from silly paranoia. I wouldn't be concerned, but at the quanitiies I am consuming, I need to be sure.

Our goverment seems to be inefficent, i.e. goverment subsidized farming, housing, foolish spending (FEMA, Boston's Big Dig), over-regulation of business, tarriffs, welfare, and a tax code that overtaxes income, while undertaxing wealth--making it harder to become wealthy, but easier to stay wealthy....There are (many) people that contribute nothing to society, and instead of letting them starve or go homeless, our goverment takes resources away from the contributors and redistributes it to these worthless people.

My question is, someday, there will be a nation that is much more efficent, would it be able to quickly surpass the US (and all other ineffecent nations) quickly? A nation that refused to support its non-contributing citizens (the lazy, the mentally-challanged, the perminately infirmed, etc), would clearly be more efficent in its use of resorces, and should therefore have a huge advantage over other nations.

And for balance: Vaguely respectable questions he has asked
Will someone help me with these damn user boxes? Everytime I click on someone's profile, I see all these wonderful userboxes, and I WANT THEM. I also want a cool userpage, but I suspect that is too complex. Can someone tell me how to steal existing userboxes for myself?

Can there be non www websites--are there any? And can there be anything for the suffix part of the address--instead of/ .com .org .net .edu .uk etc....

I would like to be able to continually change my IP address what would be a good way of going about this? I have tried unplugging my modem and leaving it off overnight, but that hasn't worked. Thanks.

I recently noticed the following thought-provoking userbox which I found to be really profound. I strongly believe there are no signifigant differences between the 'races' of people, but I do believe that people's reaction to the races or perecieved differences in the races causes signifigant differences in demograpics.

I feel that certain demographics have allowed themselves to absorb certain 'race'-specific traits, such the 'bling-bling' culture of young black males, where there are social presures that are not present for other races to spend money on frivilous things. Of course this is just one example, but I feel there are differences, even differences that make a race inferior/superior with respect to another one on certain issues like finanical management, but I do not feel these are the result of the 'race' difference itself, but rather people's reaction to the 'race' difference, via creating sub-cultures that are race specific. Does that make me a racist?

It seems like everything we eat is something that is made from a living soruce--e.g. animal/plant. Can anyone think of an example where this is not true? Also, why is this?

There is a new law that bush signed very recently that deals with trolling (or anonomous trolling). Where can I find more information about this law. Does Wiki have an article on it? Thanks

Why do lions have manes? What is their function, and why did they evolve?

http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/pullapart.asp Someone explain plz.

There is a lot of talk about India & China dominating the world economy in the next 100 yrs. Is this pretty much accepted by all economomist, or is it widely disputed? I think that American companies, already established, would have a competitive edge copmanies in other nations. I also feel that since america is more free-market based with respect to business that our economy is more efficent....and yet it seems like we are losing ground economically speaking. What will the end result be? Will wealth be more evenenly distributed across the world as we mover further into gobaliation?

The US has a tremendous debt. What would happen if the US eventually defaults on the debt, and simply refuses to pay? The other nations of the world would be unable to force us to pay. I suspect that the rest of the world would try to impose economic sanctions on us, and our currency value would fall. What if the US responded to this with use or threats of use of military force? Or what if we work with some nations willing to trade with us, and isolate those that don't. We are such a big ecnonomy that most nations rely at least somewhat on us as a trading partner.

It seems like though "illegal imigration" may cost american jobs, it makes the economy a lot more efficent as a whole. I think I'm changing my opinion on illegal imigration as I believe it helps both the imigrant and the US. Besides, there were no anti-imigration laws when my (and most american)'s ancestors imigrated here. Does anyone have any good information/theroies on the Economic impact of allowing imigration from Mexico? I don't think introducing a 2nd language would make us more efficent as a nation, but if they were to learn english when they come here, I thikn it would be a win-win situation, and yet most people who are opposed to imigration do so out of economic concerns?

I read the article on Internet_scams. About the "re-shipper" scam, couldn't the person being scammed, scam the scammers by just keeping the goods? Would this be illegal? Even if it was, who would file a complaint?

What's the biggest star? Is it the biggest star listed here?

People in general appear to have very different ethical & moral standards than I, specifically, they appear to be much less selfish than I am. While I do not think there is anything wrong with being selfish, I am concerned over how I seem to have no conscience. My question is two-fold. It seems like it would be best to be selfish and evolution would have made humans much more so, and as such one would expect people to be more like me, and yet they are not. I don't mind helping others, but I only do so when it does not inconvience me e.g. being an organ donor. Why do people appear to be so unselfish? And why am I so different in this regard than everyone else?
 * I don't tip, if I don't expect to return to a restaurant.
 * I have no desire to have children, as I feel this would reduce the amount of money I can spend on myself.
 * I don't dontate to chartity.
 * I don't buy girl-scout cookies that my co-workers try to solicit everyone to do, nor do I gift gifts when I don't see some specific benifit to me.
 * I don't contribute to Wikipedia unless I already know of something that needs to be added to an article, that is, I don't spend time doing research like those who contributue much more.
 * and I sometimes liter.

I used to use Google a lot to find information, now I use wikipedia and hardly ever use google. Are other people doing this? Does wikipedia serve as a threat to Google? Why doesn't MSN or Yahoo partner with Wikipedia and provide a search bar AND a wikipedia look-up bar?

Do we have an article on that incident in 2001 where a US plane was hit by a chineese fighter, causing it to crash? The US airmen were held by the chineese for a couple of weeks.