User:Rursus/spirittrap 997

Spirit trap
The apparatus to the right is a secret device discovered by the great leader of the General Cabal of Generalized Paranoia, GCGP, The Big Brother #1, the Glorious almost Superhuman User:Rursus to be used by the cat conspiracy to trap human souls and use the humans in question as automatons to serve any of the cats' whims, for example serving them milk, fish and other goodies.

The device was found on an altar in a temple building at the north pole, and it was emitting a humming sound that hypnotized the listener until he attentively wired his head with protective aluminium foil. Transporting the exotic device to a safe but secret location, the Big Brother succeeded to activate the device by a tuning fork in a very exact frequency, which activated a nuclear fusion reactor (the bright spot in the center of the image) fusing iron to the exotic triply deformed uranium isotope 164m4U that has a very low energy, but also at its production emits spirit-rays that sucks up the souls of humans in the neighborhood (exhibited as orange firelike threads around the borders of the device in the image). The apparatus is very effective. The Big Brother revealing the function of this device successfully arranged a mud wrestling involving all inhabitants in a radius of 500 meters, and then made them speak in Glossolalia until they fainted from lack of breath.