User:RussConlon/sandbox

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 * 1) I have a 52'' in chest
 * 2) Mike Tyson couldn’t Knock me out
 * 3) Took a Louisville Slugger to the face
 * 4) Was supposed to be on the TV show chopped
 * 5) Temporarily blinded himself with paint thinner
 * 6) Has had 13 concussions
 * 7) Was a 15lb baby
 * 8) Bowled a 300 game
 * 9) Bought a car when he was 12 for $100 fixed said car and sold it for $5000
 * 10) Played bass in a Metal Band
 * 11) Drowned twice
 * 12) Had body integrity identity disorder (desire to cut off your own limbs)
 * 13) Has vertigo
 * 14) Deaf in one ear
 * 15) Killed a kid when he was a kid
 * 16) Is well known among Russians in the Northeast
 * 17) Got a business shut down with a bad yelp review
 * 18) Can ballroom dance
 * 19) Grandpa beat up Ric Flair
 * 20) Has never done any drugs
 * 21) Played football and Hockey
 * 22) Is a classically trained chef
 * 23) Christian heavy metal started or invented the Growl style of singing. ( death metal Growl )
 * 24) Cigarettes are healthier than yogurt.
 * 25) Wears Crocks for medical purposes (contraceptive)
 * 26) Is allergic to gluten-free food.
 * 27) Was a champion single speed cyclist.
 * 28) Took bass guitar lessons from Prince's bass player
 * 29) ... Then got cussed out by Prince (He said, "Get lost fat ass")
 * 30) Has had a 24 carat ruby in the family for over 400 years (worth $20k)
 * 31) Professionally Trained race car driver. (Won't get a ticket for reckless and endangerment for going over 100 MPH due to this FACT)
 * 32) Declined the Marines after scoring "103" on ASVAP test. (MAX SCORE = 95)
 * 33) Made US BANK 40 Million in profit in one year. (got paid 52k for his service)
 * 34) Forged a Sword by hand
 * 35) Made the last 6 girls he's been with squirt.
 * 36) Dated a "big time" stripper
 * 37) Brain stem is fried because of too many concussions
 * 38) Says he would never date Angelina Jolie- she's not attractive enough
 * 39) Managed multiple tanning salons, constantly got hit on due to him walking around shirtless. Had to leave due to that.
 * 40) Tried out for U of M hockey Team
 * 41) Bath Tub Crayons blinded him as a child. Got the Surgeon General to ban them.
 * 42) Has a "perfect" credit score
 * 43) Hates the smell of coconut because it reminds him of the strippers he used to date.
 * 44) Lived through hurricane Andrew when it hit Texas City and Galveston.
 * 45) Played drums for a hip hop band called "Euticus"
 * 46) Caught 6 rattlesnakes by the time he was 5
 * 47) He's not Jewish, Just Hebrew.
 * 48) Owns "about" 3 dozen dreidels...and no, they don't have to be made out of clay.
 * 49) Once put out a magnesium fire.
 * 50) Knows a guy who knows a guy who started a fire at his body shop, a barrel exploded in the fire killing one of the firefighters.
 * 51) Works out daily. Loves the shake weight.
 * 52) Deals in Gold Futures Exclusively For Retirement Funds.  Turned a 5k IRA into 250k...in GOLD!
 * 53) Is a descendant of Jacob king of Jews and ruler of the twelve disciples. Has online graph to prove it.
 * 54) Was sick the first two weeks of 2017.  So sick he couldn't leave the house, when he tried to...he shit himself!