User:Rusty911

Rusty Nuts
Also known as  Sir Rusty  or Mr Rusty (Born September 11, 1986) in Murray Mississippi to a anonymous wallstreet trader and a felatious woman named Rita who donated him to research.

Early Life
There are many songs and stories about Rusty, starting in the mid 1980's, and continuing through more modern times as recent as 2010. Take note, it wasn't until early 2009 he joined forces with the elusive Dale. Reliable sources acknowledge there is little scholarly support for the tales of Rusty have not been well documented as there has been trouble with translations lost in the language barriers in many foreign countries, many as vast as Mexico. In the earliest sources Rusty is not only a commoner, but a legendary white man few have crossed and lived to tell the tale, and later portrayed as an vigilante, wrongfully dispossessed of his lands and made into an outlaw. Rusty can be described as a gentleman and a scholar who helped revolutionize our generation. Historians have documented him as being a highly skilled archer and swordsman, notorious for "sticking it to the man" and assisted by a group of fellow outlaws known as his "Wolfpack."

At the age of 7 he forced a man to eat his own head, thus beginning his life as a renegade on the run. At 14, it is rumored he sailed across the world in a sailboat made of popsicle sticks, duct tape, and empty tubs of KFC chicken. It was then that he joined forces with Somalian pirates and attempted to start a revolution in Cuba.