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Monster Call A Monster Call is taking the extreme measures of having a Monster Energy Drink. To perform the Monster Call, one must have the following:
 * An extreme craving, desire, or necessity of a Monster Energy Drink.
 * Some form of transportation.
 * A location that sales Monster Energy Drinks (gas station, grocery store, etc.)
 * Money. Please do NOT steal anything, if you do, this page is not responsible.

Follow these step to perfom a "Monster Call."
 * 1) A Monster Call is where one has the extreme craving for a Monster Energy Drink, (Original, Lo-Carb, or Assault; no other kind of Monster or drink is acceptable for the Monster Call.) or have an extreme need for a Monster when you are really tired. A true friend will perform the "Necessity Monster Call," for a friend who is desperately tired. The "Crave Monster Call," is for random, yet awesome, people who love Monster Energy.
 * 2) Once one realizes that they must have a Monster, they must travel to the nearest location where Monster may be purchased, whether by car, bus, bike, foot, or any other form of transportation; doesn't matter.
 * 3) The next step is to run, RUN, inside and find the closest stock of Monster Energy. Once the treasure has been found, they must pick a can that is of the three choices. When picking a Monster, grab the can with all bodily force; DO NOT DROP THE MONSTER!!! This shows extreme disrespect.
 * 4) Once the person has the Monster in their hand, they must run back to the counter and purchase the Monster. Do not steal the Monster Energy or anything else for that matter. This page is not responsible for arrests, warrants, or damage, whether bodily or property.
 * 5) Once paid for, collect the change (or credit/debit card) and receipt and place in pocket, wallet, purse, or whatever.
 * 6) Then the person places the Monster Energy Drink in their hand and takes two-three steps away from the counter.
 * 7) This step is crucial; Open the can. Make sure you listen to the beauitful sound of the cracking can.
 * 8) Next, chug a big or maderate sized portion of the Monster; while chugging, take big gulps.
 * 9) After chugging a portion, lower the can, swallow any liquid in the mouth and scream, "MONSTER!!!!!"
 * 10) Finally, run out of the door, just as you did on the way in, and return to the place you originally were.


 * Note: If any other kind of Monster is purchased, the action is no longer a Moster Call and you just look stupid. This page, the creator (RustyAlanH), and Monster Energy is not responsible for theft, arrests, or body, or property damage.*