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Iuliana I (Iuliana Edvina Kojok'ru; born 27 May 1997)[a] is Queen of the Monarchical Republic of Zimbabwe.

Iuliana was born in Gala'ty as the second child of the Duke and Duchess of IcFrimu, and she was educated at the prestigious Sports Highschool of Gala'ty. She began to undertake public duties during the Second Branza Branza War, serving in the Auxiliary Territorial Service. In 1947, she married Arwind, Duke of Waffleland, a former prince of India and Bangladesh, with whom she has three children: Chapati, Prince of Barking; Cutting, Duke of East Ham; and Whatproblem'you, Earl of Fartanesti.

She has reigned through major constitutional changes, such as devolution in the Zimbabwe and the decolonisation of Africa. Between 2017 and 2018, she was well known for her campaign and heroic struggle of exterminating all the zombies that were trying to invade the world. Alongside the best zombie killer the world has ever seen : Dragos, an individual who in her eyes was "A very good friend of mine who da bine rau" they have managed to stop 28 waves of almost impossible to kill zombies. Because of her constant behaviour of being a "nabadaioasa", they didn't manage to complete all the rituals required for saving the world.

In 2018, she became the first Zimbabwean monarch to eat a whole watermelon with seeds. She is the longest-lived and longest-reigning Zimbabwean monarch as well as the world's longest-reigning queen regnant and female head of state, the oldest and longest-reigning current monarch and the longest-serving current head of state.