User:Ryan4414

PAULANDRES (pal-and-rees) Disorder/Disease!!!!!!!!

The PAULANDRES disease brought into Australia by some dodge American within the last 20 yrs is extremely rare and very contagious.

Some symtoms of this terrific disorder consist of:

- Horribly bad hair styles. - Looks like an owl. - Often makes weird groaning noises. - Tends to make the victim try to act cool when everyone knows there really not. - Weird fits.

This condition is no joke and should be dealt by with sympathy and compassion.